Things got, like, really fucking weird on Monday’s Bachelor in Paradise episode.

  1. Are Chris Harrison’s sexual innuendos turning me on?
  2. Is Evan being super unmurdery right now?
  3. Will that pizza give Josh a rose?Screen Shot 2016-08-16 at 9.09.05 AM
  4. Does Jared know Josh’s exact measurements?
  5. Did Daniel just call Vinny “girl?”
  6. Does Carly know that Evan literally isn’t her ex-boyfriend? Like they went on one date?
  7. HOLY SHIT IS THAT ALL SWEAT!?
  8. Is Christian attractive?
  9. OK will Sarah literally give me that romper?
  10. Why is Daniel always sticking his butt out?Screen Shot 2016-08-16 at 9.12.32 AM
  11. Is Evan a joke? Like what is Evan?
  12. Will Josh rip Evan’s shirt?
  13. Did Lace really not see Josh? Like he was literally right there?
  14. Is Grant the only person that can make suspenders hot?
  15. Is Evan the most annoying person to ever be on The Bachelor franchise?
  16. Did Evan expect Josh to just be like, “Yep! I’m a verbal abuser!”?
  17. Can all these dudes stop telling Amanda how to live her effing life?
  18. What did Carly just do giving Evan a rose!?
  19. Did Christian even unpack?
  20. IS JARED ATTRACTIVE!?
  21. Did Nick just ask Caila if she’s wearing a gown like she’s a Disney princess?
  22. Am I going to fall asleep during this date?
  23. WHAT THE FUCK IS DANIEL DOING DRINKING WATER OUT OF VINNY’S BELLY BUTTON!?
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  24. Did Lace forget that she and Chad were actually a Day 1 couple?
  25. Could I literally care any less about this Emily, Jared, Caila love triangle?
  26. Does Evan not understand the friend zone?
  27. OMG is Evan dead?
  28. Is this like a tactic for love?
  29. Did it work!?
  30. What kind of high school did Lace go to?
  31. Will Ashley being in paradise actually make Jared interesting?

xx,
katy

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